#mgmsin At prior job, I accidentally threw out someones lunch when cleaning out fridge& told them someone must have taken it, when they askd
#mgmsin Threw firecrackers under the bathroom door. My co-worker sh!t.
My sin? Sometimes, I push the close button rather than the open button on the elevator when someone is coming. #mgmsin
a hot chick asked me if my friend was single and i told her my friend is gay #mgmsin
set-up dirty couches, an old stove & used stuffed animals from the dump on an ex's yard & plastered garage sale signs thru town. #mgmsin
there is a sales rep in every department at my nordstrom that knows me by name. i shop entirely too much for a waitress. #mgmsin
I like to blow the horn of my car just as someone is about to tee off on the golf course, then I drive away laughing hysterically! #mgmsin
#mgmsin I had convinced my brother that he was adopted when he was only 4
#mgmsin I like to take library books to the bathroom. :/
@mgmgrand #mgmsin I pretend to be sleeping when the dog needs to go out late at night so someone else will do it
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